|Contains graphic audio depictions of violence and physical cavity insertion of foreign objects. May not be suitable for tender ears,
What to do if offensive audio is heard: Immediately, simultaneously irrigate both ear canals with warm soapy water while standing on
your head in a bath tub. Be patient as this may take some time. It helps to have some soothing Kenny G playing in the background.
After the first CD has finished, drink 6 shots of Jack Daniels and run as fast as you can in a small circle for as long as you can. After
you expel everything you have consumed for the last 2 weeks, in the opposite direction run as fast as you can for as long as you can.
Repeat from the beginning as needed. If no relief is present, don't listen anymore and seek a head shrinker.